Cowboys R Us

Cowboys are in America; we are in America.

Cowboys sleep in their clothes; we sleep in our clothes.

Cowboys eat beans and sausages over the fire; we eat beans and sausages over the fire.

Cowboys drink coffee strong as diesel; we drink coffee strong as diesel.

Cowboys drink bourbon when they can; we drink bourbon when we can.

Cowboys sing country songs; we sing country songs.

Cowboys have chapped lips; we have lip balm.

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  1. Annie says:

    Absolutely brilliant! I read it out loud to my whole family! Hope it’s Carmex! x