“Hullo! How you doing? Welcome to the website! It was made by a robot who was programmed by a witch. I am a fully armed teller of stuff. Invite me to come and do stories and poems and I promise it will be fun. Have a look around while your here. Just click on all the buttons and see how it feels. If you have enquiries that aren’t satisfied by the drivel that I’ve scrawled over the pages here then please don’t hesitate to hit CONTACT ME and do exactly that. If you have comment why not leave one in my Praise and Abuse page? If you like lazers you should definitely treat yourself to a blast on my lazer page, or if poems are what floats your boat, then have look and listen in my maxed out dedicated poetry page. Bye bye!”
Booking
To book wilf for a gig, show, event, ceremony, school, youth center, workshop, mud fight or anywhere else you feel he might come in handy please contact him through the site.
My favourite Guy
In every place I choose my favourite guy or girl that I can see. This gentleman was, as far as I could tell, the best person present at the G20 protests.
